you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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