Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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