Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
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It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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