afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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