Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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