she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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