Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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