sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
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Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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