Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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