He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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