Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!