I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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