it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.