Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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