It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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