Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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