so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize