This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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