just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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