I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
