Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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