Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner