Do you still have your period?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.