Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
She bit a glass in half.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..