Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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