Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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