ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?