what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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