suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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