covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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