help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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