So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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