worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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