So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize