You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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