Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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