Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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