this just has baby written all over it
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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