What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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