Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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