Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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