don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
My pussy is not your playground.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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