you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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