I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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