She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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