do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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