Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!