Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We named our party play list daddy issues
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.