Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!