Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.