That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.