she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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