im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
His hands were made for my vagina.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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