remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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