She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She's like a pop up book from hell.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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