ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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